The Dropped Pass Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Allen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.