The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.