The Shadow Coverage Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.