The Snap Count Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.