The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Allen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.