The Phantom Flag Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.