The Snap Count Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.