The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.