The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.