The Late Scratch Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.