The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.