The Committee Backfield Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.