The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.