The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
73%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- CeeDee Lamb
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.