The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.