The Late Scratch Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.