The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.