The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.