The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Miller gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.