The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.