The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.