The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Miller gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.