The Stuffed Run Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.