The Stuffed Run Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.