The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.