The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.