The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.