The Fumble Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.