The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.