The Stuffed Run Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.