The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.