The Committee Backfield Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.