The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.