The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.