The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.