The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.