The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.