The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Miller gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.