The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Gainwell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gainwell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.