The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
88%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gainwell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.