The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Gainwell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.