The Late Scratch Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gainwell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.