The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gainwell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.