The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gainwell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.