The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The team goes up 21 early and Gainwell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gainwell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.