The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Ref: "Number Gainwell, that's a flag." Gainwell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gainwell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.