The Fumble Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.