The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Gainwell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.