The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach says Gainwell is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gainwell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.