The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gainwell's stadium. Only over Gainwell.
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.